Posts Tagged ‘ Inspiration ’

#inspiringquotations: number nine

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“I’m thinking of taking on twelve new employees, would that qualify me for a small-business loan?”

>Jesus

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#inspiringquotations: number eight

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“You’d better bloodywell not be recording this. I might be hammered, but I can still kick your lights off”

>Mary Whitehouse

#inspiringquotations: number seven

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“Every so often there is a face that defines beauty in its era. My brother has just such a face.”

>Edward Jedward

#inspiringquotations: number six

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“Most people don’t realise just how much of a burden beauty can be.”

>Margaret Thatcher

#inspiringquotations: number five

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“Mummy, is it true that we should treat everybody equally?”

>Slobodan Milošević (young)

#inspiringquotations: number four

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“Seal? I’d say sweeter than penguin, but gamier than chimp. Add salt.”

>Gyles Brandreth

#inspiringquotations: number three

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“Hey Mister, how much will you give me for this barrel of premium eels?”

>Lord Sugar (young)