#tirednewsflash: new news
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*sung to the tune of the Channel 4 News tune
and, your headlines are:
1) US public support for Bradley Manning falls after confusion with Bernard Manning cleared up.
b) Glitter Twitter-comeback faked.
T-shirts hailing him as the ‘Thierry Henry of Paedos’ withdrawn.
iv) Gingrich loses eye: local witches suspected.
•) Stealing From Idiots, Alain de Botton’s new book about achieving bliss whilst being ‘very much the opposite of ignorant’, fails to find smug-enough audience.
&) “In truth, no news is actually bad news” admits head of ITN News
£) Princess Michael of Kent to be ‘hit hardest’ by welfare reforms.
that is all.
bonsoir.
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This formatting rivals some of the best work I’ve been marking this week. If only the content of postgraduate legal opinions was similarly entertaining.
Sympathies to you old chum. p
I’ve had no marking since early-December, but the new semester brings two modules, which means June will once again be mark o’clock.