#tirednewsflash: headlining
you’re looking at #tirednews …
… the news, in your world, as and when it happens*, reported.
and the headlines today: are. these. headlines.
*bong* Shergar found. Then eaten.
*bong* Royal wedding list still open. I’m getting one of the two dinner plates, plus something ‘off-list’ I found in a cool boutique.
*bong* Yes vote ‘could let extreme moderate win leadership election’ claims Al-Qaeda No-To-AV campaign.
*bong* John Paul II – not exactly a saint.
*bong* China introduces world’s most weak-hearted smoking ban.
*bong* Mugabe pockets millions thanks to Bin Laden assassination & Middleton wedding dress accumulator bet.
*bong* Trump kicks off presidential campaign by forcing British nephew to do surprisingly well in snooker tournament.
and in financial news: Stock price of moths up again.
[*news will usually be available slightly after things have happened]
