#tirednewsflash: headliners
good even-ing
and time for a wintery of the main news in urea:
– world “gone all to bollocks” admits Tutu
– Cowell counters Cage with 4’33” cover
– many students ferrel, claims Oxford MP
– climate change knocked out of top ten worries by impending gravy shortage
– bible “original wikileaks” preach desperate vicars
– It’s A Wonderful Life “too optimistic” for xmas schedule
– royal Charles caught in car with Widdecombe — why?
and finally
